Xbellmawzoo, 42
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dog with no legs and balls of steel-Sparky!
dog with no legs and balls of steel-Sparky! hey hows it going im Mike. well first of all ive lived in south jersey my entire life. i am thoughtful,caring,funny and compasionate. i'm looking for a girl who shares some of the same interests as i do but also has some of her own. i like to try and be open minded, and new ideas and hobbies might start something new in my life. im looking for someone i can become friends with and eventually best friends. i was in a relationship for 8 years so needless to say im not afraid of commitment. i now have now been single for 1 year and learning alot. patience is key to any relationship, new or not. im not to old that i cant wait, just hope to get started soon.
About Me
Gender
Male
Orientation
Straight
Height
6'00"
Weight
170 lbs
Body Type
average, fit, athletic
Movies
steamy, indie, psychological thrillers, action, horror, murder mysteries, comedy
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
blue
Hair Color
red
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Relationship
single - never married, single
Have Kids
no - definitely want them though
Education Level
some college
Profession
Transportation / Trucking
Income level
that's private
Do you smoke?
cigarettes
I currently live
with roommate(s)
Socially, I am
shy at first, but warm up quickly, better in small groups
Political Views
not interested in politics
Food Related
Carnivore, Hot Sauce on Everything, Soul Food, Fast Food, Chinese, Italian
Personality
redneck, nerd, fun loving, clown, thrifty, pirate, geek, tree hugger
Individuality
tattoos, piercings, vampire, beard
Religious Views
Not Religious
I'm looking for
miss right, soulmate, conversation, dating, relationship, romance
My Sign
virgo : aug. 23-sept. 22
Pets
Dogs
Gender
Male
Music
Punk, Reggae, Funk, Screamo, Rock, Rap, Progressive Rock, Post Rock, Pop, Motown, Metal, Heavy Metal, Hardcore, Hard Rock, Death Metal, Country, Alternative Rock
Hair Style
undetectable toupee, straight, spiky, crew cut, bowl cut, afro, buzz cut, short hair, comb over
Fitness & Sports
rock climbing, skateboarding, bowling, volleyball, wrestling, baseball, basketball, football (U.S.)
Looking for
Orientation
bisexual, straight
Gender
Female
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My Friends
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2126 membersA group for those whose sense of humor is often laced with sarcasm and irony.
Toilet Humor
492 membersA group for those who find humor in the everyday, often mundane, aspects of life.
Sick Sense of Humor
871 membersA group for those who appreciate dark, off-beat, and often taboo-breaking humor.
Camp
324 membersA group for those who enjoy the light-hearted, often exaggerated and ironic, style of comedy found in camp humor.
Dirty
1567 membersA group for those who enjoy humor that is edgy and provocative.
Witty
1939 membersA group for those who enjoy the quick-fire, often wordplay-based, type of humor found in wit.
Jokester
1190 membersA group for those who are always ready with a funny story or joke, no matter the situation.
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