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"A Steadfast, Heart of Gold"

I'm pretty different from the rest. Not worse or better, just different. I'm not here for lustful reasons, just using the entire site as a tool in my neverending search for the right girl. Out for 100% True Love, no compromises, no exceptions. Character is everything to me, you lack the ability to be strong against temptations and adversity then we're probably not a good match. Looking for a girl who, like me, has never actually had a significant other because she too has put personal decision and self-honestly over social-conformity. Yeah I know, impossible right? f*ck that. Listen up, like I said before no COMPROMISES no EXCEPTIONS. Just go through the doubt and be true to your dream. Shatter "Impossible" to find your True Love!! Wise words that I'll never forget. Anyway, I'm still waiting to sweep the right girl off her feet. As long as it takes, to the end of time and beyond.

Hobbies

cosplay, swimming, working out, internet, reading, travel, music, running, comic books, naturism, manga, writing, dancing, photography, video games, shopping, computers, television, movies, killing zombies, yoga

Body Type

athletic, average

Movies

sci-fi, comedy, action, romantic comedy

Orientation

straight

Eye Color

blue

Hair Color

blond

Ethnicity

Caucasian

Relationship

single - never married, single

Have Kids

no - definitely want them though

Education Level

college grad

Profession

Other, Artistic / Musical / Writer, Entertainment / Media

Do you smoke?

no - open to dating smokers though

Do you drink?

socially

I currently live

on a pirate ship

Socially, I am

shy at first, but warm up quickly, better in small groups, the life of the party, social butterfly, comic relief, a couch potato

Political Views

independent

Food Related

Indian, Italian, Chinese, Junk Food Junkie, Chocoholic, Fast Food, French, Japanese, Eat Out Frequently, BRAINS!!!, Omnivore, Fine Dining, Carnivore

Personality

nerd, intellectual, romantic, loner, fun loving, geek, total slacker, professional, pirate

Individuality

psychic

Religious Views

Not Religious, but Spiritual, Agnostic

Drugs

never

I'm looking for

relationship, the yin to my yang, travel companion, dating, romance, soulmate, miss right, conversation, roommate

My Sign

taurus : april 20–may 20

Pets

Small Furry Creature

Gender

Male

Music

Karaoke

Hair Style

curly, spiky

Groups:

Comic Relief ; Dirty ; Intellectual Humor ; Jokester ; Prankster ; Sarcastic ; Slapstick ; Witty ; Class Clown ; Life of the Party

Seeking

Woman

Height

5' to 6'

Weight

No more than 130 lbs.

Age

No preference

Location

No preference

Do they drink?

no, socially

Do they smoke?

no - open to dating smokers though, no - will not date a smoker, socially

Drugs

does coffee count?, never, prescription only, socially

Gender

Female

Hair Color

auburn, red, white / gray

Have Kids

no - definitely want them though, no - maybe with the right person

Hobbies

comic books, computers, cooking & recipes, cosplay, dancing, internet, killing zombies, larp, manga, movies, music, naturism, photography, reading, running, shopping, swimming, television, travel, video games, working out, writing, yoga

Individuality

psychic

Movies

action, comedy, romantic comedy, sci-fi

Music

Karaoke

Orientation

asexual, celibate, straight

Personality

fun loving, geek, intellectual, liberal, nerd, pirate, professional, romantic, total slacker

Pets

Cat, Cats, Dog, Dogs, Tribbles

Political Views

democrat, independent, liberal, not interested in politics

Relationship

single - never married

Religious Views

Agnostic, Atheist, Buddhist, Christian, Not Religious, Not Religious, but Spiritual

Socially, they are

a couch potato, better in small groups, comic relief, shy at first, but warm up quickly

Their Body Type

athletic, fit, skinny, slender, slim, supermodel

Their Education Level

college grad, post-Graduate

They are looking for

conversation, dating, mr. right, penpal, relationship, romance, roommate, soulmate, the yin to my yang, travel companion

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