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I came for the free cookies... WHAT?!? NO COOKIES?!?! I'm always last in line. .... and the crowd goes mild....

Hobbies

movies, video games, internet, computers, television, music, travel

Body Type

average, athletic

Movies

sci-fi, romantic comedy, comedy, action

Orientation

lesbian

Eye Color

blue

Hair Color

blond, depends on the day of the week

Ethnicity

Native American, Mixed Race, Caucasian

Relationship

single - never married

Have Kids

no - maybe with the right person

Education Level

college grad

Profession

Artistic / Musical / Writer, Computer related / Hardware

Do you smoke?

no - will not date a smoker

Do you drink?

no

I currently live

in a van down by the river

Socially, I am

comic relief, better in small groups, shy at first, but warm up quickly, the life of the party

Political Views

liberal

Food Related

Omnivore, Chinese

Personality

geek, lover, total slacker, pirate, flirt, fun loving, intellectual, romantic, punk, nerd, activist

Individuality

piercings, tattoos, pirate at heart

Religious Views

Not Religious

Drugs

what, are you a nark?

I'm looking for

conversation, soulmate, the yin to my yang, penpal, miss right

My Sign

libra : sept. 23–oct. 22, i was born in october

Military Service

army, veteran

Gender

Female

Groups:

British Humor ; Butt of the Joke ; Comic Relief ; Intellectual Humor ; Political Humor ; Prankster ; Self-Deprecating Humor ; Sick Sense of Humor ; Life of the Party

Seeking

Woman

Height

5'02 to 6'00

Weight

130 to 220 lbs.

Age

No preference

Location

No preference

Do they drink?

no, teetotaller

Do they smoke?

no - will not date a smoker

Drugs

never

Eye Color

black, blue, brown, glass, gray, green, hazel

Fitness and Sports

running, surfing, swimming, working out, yoga

Food Related

Carnivore, Chinese, Chocoholic, Comfort, Italian, Omnivore, Spicy

Gender

Transgender

Hair Color

a little gray, auburn, bald, black, blond, dark brown, depends on the day of the week, light brown, red, white / gray

Hair Style

faux-hawk, mohawk, shaved head

Have Kids

no - do not want kids, no - maybe with the right person, yes - grown and out of the house, yes - single parent home

Hobbies

computers, cooking & recipes, gardening, hunting, internet, movies, music, photography, reading, sports, target practice, television, video games, writing

Income level

$100,000+, $25,000-$50,000, $50,000-$100,000, Less than $25,000, that\'s private

Individuality

piercings, pirate at heart, tattoos

Military Service

air force, army, veteran

Movies

action, comedy, nothing but porn, romantic comedy, sci-fi

Orientation

bisexual, lesbian, transgender-mtf

Personality

fun loving, geek, nerd, pirate, punk, romantic

Pets

Dog, Dogs, Fish, Iguana, Rock, Snake, Snakes, Turtle

Political Views

independent

Profession

Artistic / Musical, Banking / Financial Services / Real Estate, Clerical / Administrative, Computer related / Hardware, Construction / Craftsman, Education / Academic Research, Entertainment / Media, Executive / Management, Food Service, Hospitality / Travel, Internet, Legal Services, Manufacturing / Distributions, Medical / Health Services, Other, Politics / Goverment / Military, Sales / Marketing, Technical / Science / Engineering, Transportation / Trucking

Relationship

separated, single - never married

Religious Views

Agnostic, Atheist, Buddhist, Hindu, Jewish, Not Religious, Not Religious, but Spiritual

Socially, they are

a couch potato, better in small groups, comic relief, shy at first, but warm up quickly, side kick, social butterfly, the life of the party

Their Body Type

a few extra pounds, athletic, average, bodybuilder, disabled, fit, slender, slim, thick, voluptuous

Their Education Level

college grad, currently in college, high school grad, post-Graduate, some college

Their Ethnicity

African American, Asian, Caucasian, Hispanic / Latino, Indian, Inter-racial, Middle Eastern, Mixed Race, Native American, Other, Pacific Islander

Their Sign

aquarius : jan. 20–feb. 18, aries : march 21–april 19, cancer : june 21–july 22, capricorn : dec. 22–jan. 19, gemini : may 21–june 20, i don\'t believe in zodiac signs, i was born in april, i was born in august, i was born in december, i was born in february, i was born in january, i was born in july, i was born in june, i was born in march, i was born in may, i was born in november, i was born in october, i was born in september, leo : july 23–aug. 22, libra : sept. 23–oct. 22, pisces : feb. 19–march 20, sagittarius : nov. 22–dec. 21, scorpio : oct. 23–nov. 21, taurus : april 20–may 20, virgo : aug. 23–sept. 22

They are looking for

conversation, dating, friends only, miss right, relationship, romance, soulmate, the yin to my yang

They currently live

alone, family and friends visit often, in a van down by the river, on a pirate ship, with kids, with parents, with pets, with roommate(s)

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