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Tickle me, I promise I'll laugh--maybe!

I recall always bein' called the comic relief when it came to high school. I don't know if they meant it for my spontaneous morbid sense of humor or just directed at me as a person. Hey, high school was high school. Now I'm a bit on the shy side until I know someone better but my spunk comes out very soon and I've been told that I have a wit about my jokes, which I think are dorky, personally. I would like to meet people that just like to talk and enjoy a good sense of humor at the same time.

Hobbies

killing zombies, cooking & recipes, weather, reading, movies, internet, writing, computers, television, music

Body Type

a few extra pounds

Movies

horror, action, sci-fi, comedy

Orientation

straight

Eye Color

green, blue

Hair Color

light brown, a little gray

Ethnicity

Caucasian

Relationship

single - never married

Have Kids

yes - grown and out of the house

Education Level

currently in college

Profession

Executive / Management, Banking / Financial Services / Real Estate, Transportation / Trucking, Clerical / Administrative

Income level

Less than $25,000

Do you smoke?

daily

Do you drink?

no, socially

I currently live

with roommate(s)

Socially, I am

shy at first, but warm up quickly, home body, loner, better in small groups

Political Views

independent, republican, conservative

Food Related

Italian, Comfort, Diet Every Now & Then

Personality

redneck, loner, flirt, activist, playa hater, fun loving, conservative

Individuality

tattoos, pirate at heart, psychic

Religious Views

Not Religious, but Spiritual

Drugs

prescription only

I'm looking for

soulmate, friends only, conversation, relationship, dating

My Sign

i was born in september, virgo : aug. 23–sept. 22

Pets

Dog

Gender

Female

Music

Country, Bluegrass, Pop, Heavy Metal, Folk, Christian Rock, Rock, Jazz, Hard Rock

Hair Style

short hair, shag

Fitness & Sports

swimming, walking, football (U.S.)

Health Related

challenging dietary issues, western medicine, chronic health issues, challenging health issues, meditation, chiropractic

Groups:

Amateur Comedian ; Comic Relief ; Dry Sense of Humor ; Politically Incorrect ; Sarcastic ; Twisted

Seeking

Man

Height

5'08 to 6'04

Weight

180 to 230 lbs.

Age

30 to 45 years old

Location

USA IA All

alternative medicine, western medicine

Do they drink?

socially

Do they smoke?

daily, socially

Drugs

prescription only

Eye Color

blue, green, hazel

Fitness and Sports

bowling, football (U.S.), hockey, martial arts, swimming, walking, working out

Food Related

Chinese, Comfort, Fast Food, Italian

Gender

Male

Hair Color

a little gray, bald, black, blond, light brown

Hair Style

crew cut, curly, flattop, long hair, ponytail, shaved head, short hair, straight

Have Kids

yes - grown and out of the house, yes - single parent home

Hobbies

computers, horseback riding, hunting, internet, killing zombies, movies, music, naturism, photography, reading, sports, television, travel, video games, weather, writing

Income level

$25,000-$50,000

Individuality

beard, goatee, piercings, tattoos

Military Service

coast guard, marines, navy, veteran

Miscellaneous

HIV+

Movies

action, comedy, horror, romantic comedy, sci-fi

Music

Alternative Rock, Bluegrass, Country, Hard Rock, Heavy Metal, Jazz, Rock

Orientation

straight

Personality

activist, extrovert, flirt, fun loving, intellectual, loner, lover, playa hater, redneck

Pets

Dog, Dogs, Ferret, Horses, Monkey, Rock

Political Views

independent, not interested in politics, republican

Profession

Artistic / Musical / Writer, Construction / Craftsman, Entertainment / Media, Manufacturing / Distributions, Medical / Health Services, Transportation / Trucking

Relationship

divorced, off the market, just here for friends, separated, single, single - never married, widowed

Religious Views

Christian, Not Religious, but Spiritual, Pantheist, Wiccan

Socially, they are

better in small groups, comic relief, flirt, home body, loner, shy at first, but warm up quickly

Their Body Type

a few extra pounds, athletic, average, disabled, fit, pleasantly plump, thick

Their Education Level

college grad, currently in college, high school grad, post-Graduate, some college

Their Ethnicity

Caucasian, Native American, Pacific Islander

Their Sign

aquarius : jan. 20–feb. 18, aries : march 21–april 19, cancer : june 21–july 22, capricorn : dec. 22–jan. 19, gemini : may 21–june 20, i was born in september, leo : july 23–aug. 22, libra : sept. 23–oct. 22, pisces : feb. 19–march 20, sagittarius : nov. 22–dec. 21, scorpio : oct. 23–nov. 21, taurus : april 20–may 20, virgo : aug. 23–sept. 22

They are looking for

conversation, dating, friends only, miss right, penpal, relationship, soulmate, travel companion

They currently live

alone, family and friends visit often, on a pirate ship, with kids, with pets, with roommate(s)

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