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My sense of humor...dark, sarcastic,cynical. but who doesnt love a good fart joke. here: Why must hailstones always be the size of something else? And if it must be this way, why don't they have hailstones the size of testicles? -the god known as george carlin,rip

Hobbies

music, reading, video games, cooking & recipes, dancing, movies, nudism, writing, computers, swimming, television, internet, manga

Body Type

voluptuous, average

Movies

comedy, nothing but porn, sci-fi, action, drama, horror

Orientation

straight

Eye Color

blue, green

Hair Color

red, auburn

Ethnicity

Native American, Caucasian

Relationship

single - never married

Have Kids

no - maybe with the right person

Education Level

high school grad

Profession

Artistic / Musical / Writer, Other

Do you smoke?

no - open to dating smokers though

Do you drink?

socially

I currently live

family and friends visit often, with parents, with pets

Socially, I am

home body, side kick, comic relief, a couch potato, shy at first, but warm up quickly, better in small groups

Political Views

independent, conservative, libertarian

Food Related

Spicy, Carnivore, Comfort, Italian, Omnivore, Chinese, Chocoholic, French, Japanese

Personality

romantic, fun loving, tree hugger, punk, lover, loner, total slacker, geek, flirt, playa, conservative, redneck, intellectual

Individuality

piercings

Religious Views

Not Religious, but Spiritual

Drugs

never

I'm looking for

mr. right, friends - with benefits, relationship, something REALLY hot, conversation, soulmate, friends only, penpal, dating, romance, the yin to my yang

My Sign

i was born in july, leo : july 23–aug. 22

Pets

Dogs, Cats

Groups:

Comic Relief ; Dirty ; Intellectual Humor ; Jokester ; Political Humor ; Politically Incorrect ; Prankster ; Sarcastic ; Self-Deprecating Humor ; Sick Sense of Humor ; Slapstick ; Twisted ; Witty ; Class Clown

Their Body Type

average, a few extra pounds, athletic

Movies

drama, action, sci-fi, horror, comedy, indie

Orientation

straight

Eye Color

blue, green

Hair Color

blond, black

Relationship

single - never married

Their Education Level

high school grad

Do they drink?

socially

Socially, they are

comic relief, shy at first, but warm up quickly, flirt, side kick, home body

Food Related

Carnivore

Individuality

piercings

Pets

Dogs

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