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A description of my dream man: He's wicked smart, maybe even smarter than I; there are a few. He's even more modest than I am ... ahem. He has loads of beautiful dark hair -- no, on his head! He's European or at least speaks some sexy romance language like Italian or Portuguese or -- what the hell is Tagalog, anyway? He's too much man to be afraid of a little thing like the "L" word. Although licorice CAN be scary ... My fave lawyer joke: Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50? [write me to find out!]

Body Type

voluptuous

Do you drink?

socially

Do you smoke?

no - open to dating smokers though

Drugs

prescription only

Education Level

post-Graduate

Ethnicity

Caucasian

Eye Color

brown

Fitness & Sports

swimming, walking, working out

Food Related

BRAINS!!!, French, Italian, Japanese, Omnivore, Sushi

Gender

Female

Hair Color

blond

Hair Style

long hair

Have Kids

no - do not want kids

Hobbies

internet, killing zombies, movies, music, photography, reading, television, travel, writing

I currently live

with pets

I'm looking for

the yin to my yang

Income level

that's private

Movies

action, comedy, drama, indie, romance, romantic comedy, sci-fi

Music

Alternative Rock, Celtic, Chamber, Classical, Indie, Opera, Rock

My Sign

capricorn : dec. 22-jan. 19

Orientation

straight

Personality

fun loving, intellectual, liberal, lover, professional, romantic, tree hugger

Pets

Cats

Political Views

democrat

Profession

Artistic / Musical, Education / Academic Research, Legal Services

Relationship

divorced

Religious Views

Agnostic

Socially, I am

better in small groups, comic relief, shy at first, but warm up quickly

Groups:

British Humor ; Comic Relief ; Intellectual Humor ; Witty

Seeking

Man

Height

5'08 to 6'08

Weight

120 to 200 lbs.

Age

36 to 48 years old

Location

No preference

Do they drink?

socially

Do they smoke?

no - open to dating smokers though

Drugs

never, prescription only

Hair Color

a little gray, auburn, black, dark brown, light brown, red

Have Kids

no - do not want kids, yes - grown and out of the house

Hobbies

movies, reading, swimming, television, travel

Orientation

straight

Pets

Cats, Ferrets

Political Views

democrat, green party, independent, liberal, libertarian, not interested in politics, socialist

Relationship

divorced, single - never married, widowed

Religious Views

Agnostic, Atheist, Buddhist, Not Religious, Not Religious, but Spiritual

Their Body Type

athletic, average, fit, skinny, slender, slim

Their Education Level

college grad, currently in college, post-Graduate, some college

Their Ethnicity

Asian, Caucasian, Hispanic / Latino, Inter-racial, Middle Eastern, Mixed Race, Other

They are looking for

dating, miss right, relationship, romance, soulmate, the yin to my yang

They currently live

alone, family and friends visit often, on a pirate ship, with pets