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Sarcasm becomes him

I am sarcastic.. very.. I laugh at most things.. and some things that most others would laugh at.. although I do enjoy having fun and laughing, there's a time and a place.. also.. there are some "humor" movies that are beyond the "so stupid it's funny" category for me I am not looking for a one-night stand, or just sex or emailing naked pics or anything like that. I am honest, loyal, trustworthy and open-minded.

Body Type

a few extra pounds

Do you drink?

socially

Do you smoke?

no - open to dating smokers though, only when I drink, socially

Drugs

prescription only, what, are you a nark?

Education Level

currently in college

Ethnicity

Caucasian, Vulcan

Eye Color

blue, gray, green

Fitness & Sports

armchair quarterback, baseball, bowling, dancing

Food Related

BRAINS!!!, Carnivore, Chinese, Diet Every Now & Then, Fine Dining, French, Indian, Italian, Japanese, Omnivore, Raw, Soul Food, Sushi

Gender

Female

Hair Color

blond, depends on the day of the week

Hair Style

french twist, layered, long hair, ponytail

Have Kids

yes - single parent home

Health Related

meditation

Hobbies

computers, cooking & recipes, dancing, internet, killing zombies, manga, movies, music, reading, television, travel, video games, wine tasting, writing

I currently live

in a van down by the river, on a pirate ship, with kids, with parents, with pets

I'm looking for

conversation, dating, friends - with benefits, mr. right, relationship, romance, roommate, soulmate, the yin to my yang

Income level

that's private

Individuality

piercings, psychic, tattoos, vampire

Movies

action, comedy, drama, horror, indie, nothing but porn, romance, romantic comedy, sci-fi

Music

Alternative Rock, Bluegrass, Celtic, Chamber, Choir, Christian Rock, Classical, Country, Dance, Death Metal, Folk, Gospel, Hard Rock, Hardcore, Heavy Metal, Hip Hop, House, Indie, Industrial, Jazz, Jazz-Fusion, Karaoke, Metal, Motown, Opera, Pop, Post Rock, Progressive Rock, Punk, R and B, Rock, Screamo, Ska, Techno, Trance

My Sign

aries : march 21-april 19, i was born in april, taurus : april 20-may 20

Orientation

asexual, bisexual

Personality

extrovert, flirt, fun loving, geek, intellectual, introvert, loner, lover, nerd, pirate, romantic

Pets

Cat, Cats, Fish, Tribbles

Political Views

not interested in politics

Profession

Other

Relationship

single

Religious Views

Not Religious

Socially, I am

better in small groups, comic relief, flirt, home body, loner, shy at first, but warm up quickly, social butterfly

Groups:

Amateur Comedian ; Cocktail ; Dirty ; Dry Sense of Humor ; High-Brow Humor ; Intellectual Humor ; Political Humor ; Politically Incorrect

Seeking

Friendship Only

Height

5'08 to 7'11

Weight

No more than 250 lbs.

Age

21 to 35 years old

Location

USA

Do they drink?

wine

Drugs

does coffee count?, never, prescription only, what, are you a nark?

Eye Color

black, blue, brown, gray, green, hazel

Gender

Female, Male, Not Sure, Transgender

Hair Color

a little gray, auburn, bald, black, blond, dark brown, depends on the day of the week, light brown, red

Hobbies

comic books, computers, cooking & recipes, dancing, horseback riding, internet, killing zombies, magic, manga, movies, music, painting, photography, reading, robotics, television, travel, video games, wine tasting, writing

Individuality

magician, mime, ninja, piercings, pirate at heart, psychic, stache, tattoos, vampire, werewolf

Military Service

air force, army, coast guard, marines, national guard, navy, reserves, veteran

Movies

action, comedy, drama, horror, indie, romantic comedy, sci-fi

Music

Alternative Rock, Celtic, Chamber, Choir, Classical, Dance, Hard Rock, Heavy Metal, House, Indie, Karaoke, Metal, Post Rock, Progressive Rock, Punk, Rock, Ska, Techno, Trance

Orientation

asexual, bisexual, celibate, gay, lesbian, straight, transgender-ftm, transgender-mtf

Personality

fun loving, geek, intellectual, liberal, loner, nerd, punk

Relationship

civil union, committed, couple, dating someone special, domestic partnership, married, off the market, just here for friends, seeing someone

Their Body Type

a few extra pounds, athletic, average, bodybuilder, fit, skinny, slender, slim

Their Education Level

college grad, currently in college, high school grad, post-Graduate, some college

They are looking for

conversation, friends only, penpal

They currently live

alone, family and friends visit often, in a van down by the river, on a pirate ship, there is a party every night, with a significant other, with an insignificant other, with kids, with parents, with pets, with roommate(s)

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