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Hobbies

photography, music, internet, writing, naturism, movies, comic books, computers

Body Type

overweight, large

Movies

nothing but porn, sci-fi, comedy, indie, action

Orientation

straight

Eye Color

blue

Hair Color

black, a little gray

Ethnicity

Caucasian

Relationship

single - never married

Have Kids

no - definitely want them though, no - maybe with the right person

Education Level

high school grad

Profession

Artistic / Musical / Writer, Other

Do you smoke?

420, no - will not date a smoker

Do you drink?

socially

I currently live

alone, family and friends visit often

Socially, I am

comic relief, shy at first, but warm up quickly

Political Views

liberal

Food Related

Fast Food, Omnivore, Spicy, Carnivore, Chinese, Eat Out Frequently, Italian

Personality

liberal, activist, intellectual, lover, extrovert, pirate, fun loving

Individuality

goatee, tattoos, nudist

Religious Views

Not Religious, but Spiritual

Drugs

what, are you a nark?

I'm looking for

miss right, dating, the yin to my yang, something REALLY hot, miss right now, friends - with benefits, relationship, soulmate, romance

My Sign

aquarius : jan. 20–feb. 18

Military Service

veteran, army

Gender

Male

Music

Hard Rock, Hardcore, Country, Bluegrass, Opera, R and B, Indie, Heavy Metal, Folk, Classical, Motown, Progressive Rock, Rock, Metal

Hair Style

short hair, shaved head

Fitness & Sports

weightlifting, walking, working out, hiking

Health Related

alternative medicine, herbalism, meditation, folk medicine

Groups:

Dirty ; Intellectual Humor ; Political Humor ; Politically Incorrect ; Prankster ; Sarcastic ; Self-Deprecating Humor ; Sick Sense of Humor ; Slapstick ; Toilet Humor ; Twisted ; Witty

Seeking

Woman

Height

3'00 to 5'06

Weight

90 to 160 lbs.

Age

20 to 36 years old

Location

No preference

Do they drink?

beer, liquor, socially, wine

Do they smoke?

420, ceremonial smoking, cigars, clove cigarettes, electronic cigarettes, for medicinal purposes, hookah, no - open to dating smokers though, no - will not date a smoker, socially

Drugs

burning man rocks...wait, what was the question, does coffee count?, let\'s see, how should I answer this (wink, wink), socially, what, are you a nark?

Eye Color

black, blue, brown, glass, gray, green, hazel

Fitness & Sports

aerobics, ballet, baseball, basketball, biathalon, bodybuilding, bowling, cycling, dancing, diving, fencing, football (International), football (U.S.), golf, gymnastics, handball, hiking, hockey, jogging, marathon, martial arts, parkour, pilates, pole dancing, rock climbing, rowing, running, scuba, skateboarding, skiing, snorkeling, snowboarding, soccer (U.S.), surfing, swimming, tai chi, tennis, triathlon, volleyball, walking, weightlifting, working out, wrestling, yoga

Food Related

Always Dieting, Caribbean, Carnivore, Chinese, Comfort, Diet Every Now & Then, Diet Phobic, Eat Out Frequently, Fast Food, Fine Dining, French, Gluten-free Diet, Hot Sauce on Everything, Indian, Italian, Japanese, Junk Food Junkie, Lactose Intolerant (am I sharing too much?), Mediterranean, Omnivore, Raw, Soul Food, Spicy, Sushi

Gender

Female

Hair Color

a little gray, auburn, bald, black, blond, dark brown, depends on the day of the week, light brown, red, white / gray

Hair Style

afro, bob cut, bun, buzz cut, cornrows, crew cut, curly, dreadlocks, emo, faux-hawk, flattop, french braid, french twist, layered, long hair, mohawk, mullet, ponytail, shag, shaved head, short hair, spiky, straight, straightened

Have Kids

no - definitely want them though, no - maybe with the right person

Health Related

acupuncture, alternative medicine, folk medicine, herbalism, holistic treatment, homeopathy, meditation, naturopathy, therapy

Hobbies

comic books, computers, cooking & recipes, cosplay, coupon clipping, dancing, fishing, fleamarkets, gardening, horseback riding, hunting, internet, killing zombies, larp, magic, manga, mime, movies, music, naturism, nudism, painting, photography, pole dancing, reading, robotics, shopping, sports, target practice, television, travel, video games, weather, wine tasting, writing

Income level

$100,000+, $25,000-$50,000, $50,000-$100,000, Less than $25,000, that\'s private

Individuality

circus clown, cougar, nudist, piercings, pirate at heart, psychic, tattoos, vampire, werewolf

Military Service

army, marines, reserves, veteran

Miscellaneous

deaf, hard of hearing

Movies

action, comedy, horror, indie, nothing but porn, romantic comedy, sci-fi

Music

Alternative Rock, Bluegrass, Celtic, Classical, Country, Death Metal, Folk, Funk, Hard Rock, Hardcore, Heavy Metal, Hip Hop, Indie, Karaoke, Metal, Motown, Opera, Progressive Rock, R and B, Rap, Reggae, Rock, Ska, Soul

Orientation

bisexual, straight

Personality

activist, burner (burning man participant), clown, coffeeholic, conservative, extrovert, fashionista, flirt, frugal, fun loving, geek, intellectual, introvert, jock, liberal, loner, lover, nerd, pirate, playa, playa hater, preppy, punk, redneck, romantic, thrifty, total slacker, tree hugger, type a, white trash

Pets

Dog, Dogs, Farm Animal, Farm Animals, Ferret, Ferrets, Iguana, Pot-Bellied Pig, Rat, Rats, Rock, Snake, Snakes

Political Views

democrat, green party, independent, liberal, libertarian, not interested in politics, the liberal democrats (uk), the liberal party (canada)

Profession

Artistic / Musical, Clerical / Administrative, Computer related / Hardware, Education / Academic Research, Entertainment / Media, Fashion Industry / Modeling / Beauty, Food Service, Hospitality / Travel, Internet, Journalist / Writer, Legal Services, Manufacturing / Distributions, Medical / Health Services, Other, Politics / Goverment / Military, Sales / Marketing, Technical / Science / Engineering, Transportation / Trucking

Relationship

divorced, domestic partnership, open relationship, separated, single, single - never married, widowed

Religious Views

Agnostic, Atheist, Buddhist, Not Religious, Not Religious, but Spiritual, Pagan, Wiccan

Socially, they are

a couch potato, anti-social, better in small groups, class clown, comic relief, flirt, home body, loner, shy at first, but warm up quickly, side kick, social butterfly, the life of the party

Their Body Type

a few extra pounds, athletic, average, bodybuilder, fit, overweight, pleasantly plump, skinny, slender, slim, supermodel, thick, voluptuous

Their Education Level

ain\'t had no skoolin, college grad, currently in college, high school grad, post-Graduate, some college, some high school

Their Ethnicity

African American, Asian, Hispanic / Latino, Indian, Inter-racial, Middle Eastern, Mixed Race, Native American, Other, Pacific Islander, Vulcan

Their Sign

aquarius : jan. 20-feb. 18, aries : march 21-april 19, gemini : may 21-june 20, i don\'t believe in zodiac signs, i was born in april, i was born in august, i was born in december, i was born in february, i was born in january, i was born in june, i was born in november, i was born in october, leo : july 23-aug. 22, libra : sept. 23-oct. 22, sagittarius : nov. 22-dec. 21

They are looking for

dating, friends - with benefits, mr. right, mr. right now, relationship, romance, something REALLY hot, soulmate, the yin to my yang

They currently live

alone, family and friends visit often, in a van down by the river, on a pirate ship, there is a party every night, with an insignificant other, with roommate(s)

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