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I am a domestic goddess, single parent, bookie and a college student looking for that elusive thing called "love". I am looking for a great man who enjoys watching movies, reading, spending time with family and friends and can accept my wickedly sarcastic type humor. My humor, unfortunately, doesn't translate well online. It does come quite naturally to me along with a fairly quick wit. On a bad day, you probably don't want to know me! I really love to laugh (who doesn't?) and enjoy making others around me laugh...even at my own expense. I think being a good parent is having a good sense of humor, and as such I look for humor in each day. If you would like to know more about me, feel free to drop me a line! I'd like to hear from you. All messages will be answered.

Hobbies

weather, internet, video games, killing zombies, television, movies, computers, yoga, music, shopping, cooking & recipes, reading

Body Type

average, pleasantly plump, a few extra pounds, voluptuous

Movies

indie, action, drama, comedy, horror, romantic comedy, sci-fi

Orientation

straight

Eye Color

green

Hair Color

dark brown

Ethnicity

Caucasian

Relationship

divorced

Have Kids

yes - single parent home

Education Level

high school grad, currently in college

Profession

Clerical / Administrative

Do you smoke?

no - open to dating smokers though, socially, only when I drink

Do you drink?

socially

I currently live

with kids, with pets

Socially, I am

flirt, home body, better in small groups, comic relief

Political Views

not interested in politics

Food Related

Chocoholic, Indian, Carnivore, Omnivore, Fine Dining, Chinese, Italian, Fast Food, Spicy

Personality

romantic, introvert, flirt, fun loving, lover, intellectual, conservative

Individuality

piercings, tattoos

Religious Views

Not Religious, but Spiritual, Agnostic

Drugs

prescription only

I'm looking for

penpal, the yin to my yang, soulmate, conversation, relationship, romance, mr. right, dating

My Sign

sagittarius : nov. 22–dec. 21

Pets

Cat, Guinea Pig, Fish

Gender

Female

Music

Hard Rock, Pop, Heavy Metal, Jazz, Techno, Motown, Hip Hop, Punk, Alternative Rock, Country, Dance, Rock, R and B

Groups:

Camp ; Comic Relief ; Dirty ; Intellectual Humor ; Jokester ; Sarcastic ; Slapstick ; Witty ; Life of the Party

Seeking

Man

Height

5'07 to 7'11

Weight

180 to 250 lbs.

Age

36 to 47 years old

Location

USA

Do they drink?

no, socially

Do they smoke?

no - open to dating smokers though, only when I drink, socially

Drugs

never, prescription only, recovering

Food Related

Carnivore, Chinese, French, Indian, Italian, Japanese, Omnivore, Spicy

Have Kids

no - definitely want them though, no - maybe with the right person, yes - grown and out of the house, yes - single parent home

Hobbies

computers, cooking & recipes, internet, movies, music, reading, television, video games

Income level

that's private

Movies

action, comedy, drama, horror, romance, romantic comedy, sci-fi

Orientation

straight

Personality

conservative, flirt, fun loving, intellectual, introvert, lover, romantic

Pets

Cat

Political Views

not interested in politics

Relationship

divorced, single - never married, widowed

Socially, they are

better in small groups, comic relief, flirt, home body, shy at first, but warm up quickly

Their Body Type

a few extra pounds, athletic, average, fit, large, overweight, thick

Their Education Level

college grad, currently in college, high school grad, post-Graduate, some college

They are looking for

conversation, dating, friends only, miss right, penpal, relationship, romance, soulmate, the yin to my yang

They currently live

alone, family and friends visit often, with an insignificant other, with kids, with pets, with roommate(s)

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