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Osirus Strangelove

I'm an amateur stand up comedian,mostly working local open mics, throwing jokes at the crowd and seeing what sticks. I hate to say this but haven't met very many funny women...prove me wrong ladies! Currently I'm involved in trying to come up with the worlds most classy and clever dick joke. There's a reference to Jackson Pollack in there, ya know, for the artsy types, but it's coming along quite nicely I think. I don't wanna spend up all my material here (so I won't tell my other joke) but if you ever feel like it, hit me up and we'll paint the town brown.

Hobbies

travel, killing zombies, comic books, writing, movies, cooking & recipes, painting, gardening, television, internet, wine tasting, magic, computers, music, dancing, reading, hunting

Body Type

average

Movies

comedy, horror, nothing but porn, sci-fi, action, drama, indie, romantic comedy

Orientation

asexual, straight, celibate

Eye Color

green, gray

Hair Color

dark brown

Ethnicity

Other

Relationship

single - never married

Have Kids

no - maybe with the right person

Education Level

some college

Profession

Manufacturing / Distributions, Entertainment / Media, Sales / Marketing, Journalist / Writer, Artistic / Musical

Income level

that's private

Do you smoke?

cigarettes

Do you drink?

socially

I currently live

alone

Socially, I am

home body, comic relief, better in small groups, social butterfly, a couch potato, loner, flirt, class clown, the life of the party, anti-social, shy at first, but warm up quickly

Political Views

independent, progressive, liberal, conservative, not interested in politics

Food Related

Chinese, Soul Food, Fine Dining, Sushi, Indian, Japanese, Carnivore, Omnivore, Comfort, Spicy, Hot Sauce on Everything, Italian, Caribbean, Mediterranean

Personality

geek, extrovert, professional, frugal, lover, total slacker, liberal, romantic, intellectual, conservative, punk, flirt, nerd, white trash, fun loving, loner, thrifty, introvert, clown, redneck

Individuality

circus clown, ninja, tattoos, magician, pirate at heart, werewolf

Drugs

does coffee count?, recovering, prescription only, socially

I'm looking for

travel companion, miss right now, relationship, conversation, something REALLY hot, friends - with benefits, the yin to my yang, miss right, penpal, romance, dating, soulmate, friends only

My Sign

pisces : feb. 19-march 20

Pets

No pets currently (but like them)

Gender

Male

Music

Motown, Alternative Rock, Trance, Hip Hop, Progressive Rock, Country, Indie, Rap, Death Metal, Jazz, Rock, Hard Rock, Metal, Techno, Heavy Metal, Post Rock, Classical, House, Punk, Dance, Industrial, Reggae, Funk, Jazz-Fusion, Soul, Hardcore

Hair Style

spiky, shaved head, long hair

Fitness & Sports

working out, walking

Groups:

Amateur Comedian ; Butt of the Joke ; Cocktail ; Comic Relief ; Dirty ; Intellectual Humor ; Jokester ; Political Humor

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