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Hobbies

photography, pole dancing, computers, television, horseback riding, travel, music, reading, fleamarkets, shopping, internet, writing, movies

Body Type

overweight, large

Movies

drama, horror, romantic comedy, action, comedy, romance, sci-fi

Orientation

straight

Eye Color

brown

Hair Color

light brown

Ethnicity

Caucasian

Relationship

single, divorced

Have Kids

yes - single parent home, yes - grown and out of the house

Education Level

some college, high school grad

Income level

that's private

Do you smoke?

no - open to dating smokers though

Do you drink?

socially

I currently live

in a van down by the river, with pets, with kids

Socially, I am

comic relief, a couch potato, the life of the party, loner, flirt, better in small groups, shy at first, but warm up quickly, home body

Political Views

not interested in politics

Food Related

Chinese, Fast Food, Carnivore, Comfort, Fine Dining, Italian

Personality

lover, type a, redneck, extrovert, intellectual, loner, white trash, playa hater, flirt, romantic, fun loving, liberal

Individuality

tattoos, vampire, cougar

Religious Views

Not Religious, but Spiritual

Drugs

what, are you a nark?, prescription only, does coffee count?

I'm looking for

romance, soulmate, conversation, mr. right now, relationship, something REALLY hot, dating, the yin to my yang, friends only, mr. right

My Sign

i was born in december, sagittarius : nov. 22-dec. 21

Pets

Dog

Gender

Female

Music

Bluegrass, Hip Hop, R and B, Rock, Country, Motown, Pop, Rap

Hair Style

long hair

Fitness & Sports

dancing, armchair quarterback, pole dancing

Groups:

none

Seeking

Man

Height

5'10 to 7'11

Weight

No more than 350 lbs.

Age

25 to 60 years old

Location

USA

Do they drink?

daily, no, only blood, socially, teetotaller

Do they smoke?

cigarettes, cigars, clove cigarettes, daily, electronic cigarettes, like a chimney, no - open to dating smokers though, no - will not date a smoker, only when I drink, pipe, socially

Drugs

burning man rocks...wait, what was the question, does coffee count?, every chance I get, let\'s see, how should I answer this (wink, wink), never, prescription only, recovering, socially, what, are you a nark?

Eye Color

black, blue, brown, glass, gray, green, hazel

Fitness and Sports

aerobics, armchair quarterback, baseball, basketball, biathalon, bodybuilding, bowling, cycling, dancing, diving, fencing, football (International), football (U.S.), golf, gymnastics, handball, hiking, hockey, jogging, marathon, martial arts, parkour, pilates, pole dancing, rock climbing, rowing, rugby, running, scuba, skateboarding, skiing, snorkeling, snowboarding, soccer (U.S.), surfing, swimming, tai chi, tennis, triathlon, volleyball, walking, weightlifting, working out, wrestling, yoga

Food Related

Always Dieting, BRAINS!!!, Carnivore, Chinese, Chocoholic, Comfort, Diet Every Now & Then, Diet Phobic, Eat Out Frequently, Fast Food, Fine Dining, French, Gluten-free Diet, Indian, Italian, Japanese, Junk Food Junkie, Lactose Intolerant (am I sharing too much?), Omnivore, Raw, Soul Food, Spicy, Sushi, Vegan, Vegetarian

Gender

Male

Hair Color

a little gray, auburn, bald, black, blond, dark brown, depends on the day of the week, light brown, red, white / gray

Hair Style

afro, bob cut, bowl cut, bun, buzz cut, caesar, comb over, cornrows, crew cut, curly, dreadlocks, emo, faux-hawk, flattop, french braid, french twist, layered, long hair, mohawk, mullet, pageboy, perm, ponytail, rattail, shag, shaved head, short hair, spiky, straight, straightened, undetectable toupee

Have Kids

no - do not want kids, no - maybe with the right person, yes - grown and out of the house, yes - single parent home

Health Related

acupuncture, alternative medicine, ayurveda, cancer survivor, challenging dietary issues, challenging health issues, chiropractic, chronic health issues, detoxing, diabetic, eastern medicine, faith healing, folk medicine, herbalism, holistic treatment, homeopathy, in remission, meditation, minor dietary issues, minor health issues, naturopathy, therapy, western medicine

Hobbies

comic books, computers, cooking & recipes, cosplay, coupon clipping, dancing, fleamarkets, gardening, horseback riding, hunting, internet, killing zombies, larp, manga, mime, movies, music, naturism, nudism, photography, pole dancing, reading, robotics, shopping, sports, target practice, television, travel, video games, weather, wine tasting, writing

Income level

$100,000+, $25,000-$50,000, $50,000-$100,000, Less than $25,000, that\'s private

Individuality

beard, cougar, cougar lover, goatee, mime, ninja, nudist, piercings, pirate at heart, psychic, stache, tattoos, vampire

Military Service

air force, army, coast guard, marines, national guard, navy, reserves, veteran

Miscellaneous

deaf, hard of hearing

Movies

action, bollywood, comedy, drama, horror, indie, nothing but porn, romance, romantic comedy, sci-fi

Music

Alternative Rock, Bluegrass, Celtic, Chamber, Choir, Christian Rock, Classical, Country, Dance, Death Metal, Folk, Gospel, Hard Rock, Hardcore, Heavy Metal, Hip Hop, House, Indie, Industrial, Jazz, Jazz-Fusion, Karaoke, Metal, Motown, Opera, Pop, Post Rock, Progressive Rock, Punk, R and B, Rap, Rock, Screamo, Techno, Trance

Orientation

bisexual, straight

Personality

activist, burner (burning man participant), coffeeholic, conservative, extrovert, fashionista, flirt, frugal, fun loving, geek, intellectual, introvert, jock, liberal, loner, lover, nerd, pirate, playa, playa hater, preppy, professional, punk, redneck, romantic, thrifty, total slacker, tree hugger, type a, white trash

Pets

Bird, Birds, Dog, Dogs, Farm Animal, Farm Animals, Fish, Guinea Pig, Guinea Pigs, Horse, Horses, Iguana, Pot-Bellied Pig, Rabbit, Rabbits, Rat, Rats, Rock, Snake, Tribbles, Turtle, Turtles

Political Views

conservative, democrat, green party, independent, liberal, libertarian, ndp - the new democratic party (canada), not interested in politics, progressive, reform party, republican, socialist, the conservative party (canada), the conservative party (uk), the labour party (uk), the liberal democrats (uk), the liberal party (canada)

Profession

Artistic / Musical, Banking / Financial Services / Real Estate, Clerical / Administrative, Computer related / Hardware, Construction / Craftsman, Education / Academic Research, Entertainment / Media, Executive / Management, Fashion Industry / Modeling / Beauty, Food Service, Hospitality / Travel, Internet, Journalist / Writer, Legal Services, Manufacturing / Distributions, Medical / Health Services, Other, Politics / Goverment / Military, Sales / Marketing, Technical / Science / Engineering, Transportation / Trucking

Relationship

divorced, separated, single, single - never married, widowed

Religious Views

Agnostic, Atheist, Buddhist, Catholic, Christian, Deist, Hindu, Islam, Jehovah\'s Witness, Jewish, Latter-day Saints, Muslim, Not Religious, Not Religious, but Spiritual, Pagan, Pantheist, Scientology, Wiccan

Socially, they are

a couch potato, anti-social, better in small groups, comic relief, flirt, home body, loner, shy at first, but warm up quickly, side kick, social butterfly, the life of the party

Their Body Type

a few extra pounds, athletic, average, bodybuilder, disabled, fat and proud, fit, large, overweight, pleasantly plump, skinny, slender, slim, supermodel, thick, voluptuous

Their Education Level

ain\'t had no skoolin, college grad, currently in college, high school grad, post-Graduate, some college, some high school

Their Ethnicity

Caucasian, Hispanic / Latino, Mixed Race, Native American, Other

Their Sign

aquarius : jan. 20-feb. 18, aries : march 21-april 19, cancer : june 21-july 22, capricorn : dec. 22-jan. 19, gemini : may 21-june 20, i don\'t believe in zodiac signs, i was born in april, i was born in august, i was born in december, i was born in february, i was born in january, i was born in july, i was born in june, i was born in march, i was born in may, i was born in november, i was born in october, i was born in september, leo : july 23-aug. 22, libra : sept. 23-oct. 22, pisces : feb. 19-march 20, sagittarius : nov. 22-dec. 21, scorpio : oct. 23-nov. 21, taurus : april 20-may 20, virgo : aug. 23-sept. 22

They are looking for

conversation, dating, friends - with benefits, friends only, miss right, miss right now, penpal, relationship, romance, roommate, something REALLY hot, soulmate, the yin to my yang, travel companion

They currently live

alone, family and friends visit often, in a van down by the river, on a pirate ship, there is a party every night, with an insignificant other, with kids, with parents, with pets, with roommate(s)

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