Funny Passions

Mom looking for Lifemate

Body Type

a few extra pounds, pleasantly plump, voluptuous

Do you drink?

socially

Do you smoke?

only when I drink, socially

Drugs

what, are you a nark?

Education Level

college grad

Ethnicity

Caucasian

Eye Color

hazel

Food Related

Chinese, Comfort, Italian, Lactose Intolerant (am I sharing too much?), Omnivore

Hair Color

depends on the day of the week

Hobbies

computers, dancing, internet, music, reading, television, video games, writing

I currently live

with kids, with parents

I'm looking for

conversation, dating, mr. right, relationship, romance, soulmate

Income level

Less than $25,000

Individuality

piercings, tattoos

Movies

action, comedy, drama, horror, romantic comedy, sci-fi

My Sign

gemini : may 21–june 20, i was born in june

Orientation

straight

Personality

extrovert, flirt, fun loving, lover, pirate, playa hater, punk, romantic, type a

Pets

Cat, Dog

Political Views

not interested in politics

Profession

Politics / Goverment / Military

Relationship

single - never married

Religious Views

Pagan, Wiccan

Socially, I am

a couch potato, anti-social, better in small groups, comic relief, flirt, home body, loner, shy at first, but warm up quickly, side kick, social butterfly, the life of the party

Groups:

Amateur Comedian ; Dirty ; Intellectual Humor ; Sarcastic ; Self-Deprecating Humor

Seeking

Man

Height

5'10 to 7'11

Weight

No more than 250 lbs.

Age

24 to 39 years old

Location

USA TN Chattanooga

Do they drink?

in recovery, no, socially

Do they smoke?

420, daily, no - open to dating smokers though, only when I drink, socially

Eye Color

black, blue, brown, glass, gray, green, hazel

Food Related

Carnivore, Chinese, Chocoholic, Comfort, French, Indian, Italian, Japanese, Lactose Intolerant (am I sharing too much?), Omnivore

Hair Color

a little gray, auburn, bald, black, blond, dark brown, depends on the day of the week, light brown, red, white / gray

Have Kids

no - definitely want them though, no - maybe with the right person, yes - grown and out of the house, yes - single parent home

Hobbies

computers, cooking & recipes, cycling, dancing, gardening, hunting, internet, movies, music, photography, reading, surfing, swimming, target practice, television, video games, wine tasting, writing, yoga

Income level

$100,000+, $25,000-$50,000, $50,000-$100,000, that's private

Individuality

faux-hawk, mohawk, mullet, nudist, piercings, pirate at heart, psychic, shaved head, tattoos

Military Service

air force, army, coast guard, marines, national guard, navy, reserves, veteran

Movies

action, comedy, drama, horror, romance, romantic comedy, sci-fi

Orientation

straight

Personality

extrovert, flirt, fun loving, geek, intellectual, jock, liberal, loner, lover, nerd, pirate, playa hater, preppy, professional, punk, redneck, romantic, type a

Pets

Bird, Birds, Cat, Cats, Dog, Dogs, Farm Animal, Farm Animals, Ferret, Ferrets, Fish, Guinea Pig, Guinea Pigs, Horse, Horses, Iguana, Monkey, Pot-Bellied Pig, Rabbit, Rabbits, Rat, Rats, Rock, Sehlat, Small Furry Creature, Snake, Snakes, Spider, Spiders, Targ, Tribbles, Turtle, Turtles

Political Views

democrat, green party, independent, liberal, libertarian, ndp - the new democratic party (canada), not interested in politics, progressive, reform party, republican, socialist, the labour party (uk), the liberal democrats (uk), the liberal party (canada)

Profession

Artistic / Musical / Writer, Banking / Financial Services / Real Estate, Computer related / Hardware, Construction / Craftsman, Education / Academic Research, Entertainment / Media, Executive / Management, Food Service, Hospitality / Travel, Internet, Legal Services, Manufacturing / Distributions, Medical / Health Services, Other, Politics / Goverment / Military, Sales / Marketing, Technical / Science / Engineering, Transportation / Trucking

Relationship

divorced, separated, single - never married, widowed

Religious Views

Agnostic, Atheist, Buddhist, Catholic, Christian, Hindu, Islam, Jehovah's Witness, Jewish, Latter-day Saints, Not Religious, Not Religious, but Spiritual, Pagan, Pantheist, Scientology, Wiccan

Socially, they are

a couch potato, anti-social, better in small groups, comic relief, flirt, home body, loner, shy at first, but warm up quickly, side kick, social butterfly, the life of the party

Their Body Type

a few extra pounds, athletic, average, bodybuilder, fit, large, pleasantly plump, skinny, slender, slim, supermodel, thick, voluptuous

Their Education Level

college grad, currently in college, high school grad, post-Graduate, some college, some high school

Their Ethnicity

Asian, Caucasian, Inter-racial, Mixed Race, Native American, Other, Pacific Islander

Their Sign

aquarius : jan. 20–feb. 18, aries : march 21–april 19, cancer : june 21–july 22, capricorn : dec. 22–jan. 19, gemini : may 21–june 20, i don't believe in zodiac signs, i was born in april, i was born in august, i was born in december, i was born in february, i was born in january, i was born in july, i was born in june, i was born in march, i was born in may, i was born in november, i was born in october, i was born in september, leo : july 23–aug. 22, libra : sept. 23–oct. 22, pisces : feb. 19–march 20, sagittarius : nov. 22–dec. 21, scorpio : oct. 23–nov. 21, taurus : april 20–may 20, virgo : aug. 23–sept. 22

They are looking for

conversation, dating, friends only, miss right, penpal, relationship, romance, soulmate, the yin to my yang, travel companion

They currently live

alone, family and friends visit often, in a van down by the river, on a pirate ship, there is a party every night, with kids, with pets, with roommate(s)

No video.

No Favorite Websites added yet.

No forum posts yet

Help us keep Funny Passions free of spam and fake profiles.

If you see spam, fake information, nonsense information, offensive information or an empty profile, please click the button below and enter your reason for reporting this profile. It will be reviewed promptly.
Note: Reporting Tool Only Visible To Logged In Members