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From the ashes, a fire shall be woken...

Anything from frat boy/locker room to Monty Python and philosophy of absurd; South Park, The Simpsons, Seinfeld, Futurama. Laffaday is my favourite subscribed-to e-publication, for those in the know. Most loved comedy movies: Wag the Dog, Galaxy Quest, The Life of Brian, can`t think of any right now. Acid test: These two tomatoes are sitting in the fridge. One of them says, "Man, is it FREEZING in here!" The other one shrieks, "HELP! There`s a TALKING TOMATO in here!" (I have more ))

Movies

sci-fi, comedy, nothing but porn, indie, action

Orientation

straight

Relationship

divorced

Income level

that`s private

Political Views

not interested in politics

Personality

professional, geek, introvert, lover, nerd, romantic, playa hater, fun loving, intellectual, preppy, loner, liberal, flirt

I'm looking for

the yin to my yang

My Sign

taurus : april 20–may 20

Groups:

Comic Relief ; Dirty ; Dry Sense of Humor ; High-Brow Humor ; Intellectual Humor ; Jokester ; Politically Incorrect ; Sarcastic ; Sick Sense of Humor ; Twisted ; Witty

Seeking

Man

Height

6' to 7'11

Weight

Minimum 150 lbs.

Age

No preference

Location

No preference

Do they drink?

no, socially, teetotaller

Do they smoke?

no - open to dating smokers though, no - will not date a smoker

Drugs

never, prescription only

Food Related

Carnivore, Chinese, Chocoholic, French, Indian, Japanese, Omnivore, Raw, Spicy, Vegetarian

Hair Color

a little gray, auburn, black, blond, dark brown, depends on the day of the week, light brown, red, white / gray

Have Kids

no - definitely want them though, no - maybe with the right person, yes - grown and out of the house

Hobbies

computers, cycling, dancing, gardening, internet, movies, music, photography, reading, running, sports, surfing, swimming, travel, video games, wine tasting, working out, writing, yoga

Income level

$100,000+, that's private

Individuality

faux-hawk, mohawk, nudist, shaved head

Marital Status

divorced, separated, single - never married, widowed

Military Service

air force, army, coast guard, marines, national guard, navy, reserves, veteran

Movies

action, comedy, horror, indie, nothing but porn, sci-fi

Orientation

bisexual, straight

Personality

activist, conservative, extrovert, flirt, fun loving, geek, intellectual, introvert, liberal, lover, nerd, playa, playa hater, preppy, professional, type a

Political Views

conservative, democrat, green party, independent, liberal, libertarian, ndp - the new democratic party (canada), not interested in politics, progressive, reform party, republican, socialist, the conservative party (canada), the conservative party (uk), the labour party (uk), the liberal democrats (uk), the liberal party (canada)

Religious Views

Agnostic, Atheist, Buddhist, Catholic, Christian, Hindu, Jewish, Latter-day Saints, Not Religious, Not Religious, but Spiritual, Pagan, Pantheist, Scientology, Wiccan

Socially, they are

better in small groups, comic relief, flirt, shy at first, but warm up quickly, social butterfly, the life of the party

Their Body Type

a few extra pounds, athletic, average, bodybuilder, fit, large, slender, slim, supermodel, thick

Their Education Level

college grad, currently in college, post-Graduate, some college

Their Ethnicity

African American, Caucasian, Hispanic / Latino, Indian, Inter-racial, Mixed Race, Other, Pacific Islander

Their Sign

aquarius : jan. 20–feb. 18, aries : march 21–april 19, cancer : june 21–july 22, capricorn : dec. 22–jan. 19, gemini : may 21–june 20, i don't believe in zodiac signs, i was born in april, i was born in august, i was born in december, i was born in february, i was born in january, i was born in july, i was born in june, i was born in march, i was born in may, i was born in november, i was born in october, i was born in september, leo : july 23–aug. 22, libra : sept. 23–oct. 22, pisces : feb. 19–march 20, sagittarius : nov. 22–dec. 21, scorpio : oct. 23–nov. 21, taurus : april 20–may 20, virgo : aug. 23–sept. 22

They are looking for

conversation, dating, friends only, miss right, penpal, relationship, romance, soulmate, the yin to my yang, travel companion

They currently live

alone, family and friends visit often, there is a party every night, with pets, with roommate(s)

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