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I'm funny, intelligent, educated, original, progressive, laid back and supportive. I get along with all people in all situations, really just your average girl. Nothing fancy or high maintenance here. I don't mind getting dirty and I'm not afraid of bugs. I like stand up comedy, dry British humor, Monty Python, black comedy, Coen Brothers. Prefer highbrow humor, tho I'm not snobby about it. Not into toilet humor or slapstick. No 3 Stooges! Malls and bars aren't my thing. I love playing cards, shooting pool, bowling and darts. I have a whole closet full of board games and no one to play with! I am all about animals. They are my life and my work. I have lots of pets and I do rescue work. I strive for a stress-free life and there's no place like home! I like decorating and gardening. I can be quiet, but I'm never shy. I prefer intellectual stimulation to physical activity. I LOVE good TV, movies (action, crime, horror, sci fi, mysteries, comedy - no chick flicks), going for walks, and anything to do with water (especially swimming and water parks.) I love dining out and road trips. I like intelligent debate and you don't have to agree with me. I can talk about nearly anything except cars and sports. I am progressively political. I'm marriage-minded. I'm looking for the right guy, not just any guy. Are you smart, funny, open-minded and laid back? Do you accept people for who they are and love animals? No hunters, bigots, trill seekers or rage-aholics, please.

Body Type

pleasantly plump

Do you drink?

socially

Do you smoke?

no - will not date a smoker

Drugs

what, are you a nark?

Education Level

some college

Ethnicity

Caucasian

Eye Color

hazel

Food Related

Chinese, Comfort, Indian, Italian, Japanese, Omnivore

Hair Color

depends on the day of the week

Have Kids

no - do not want kids

Hobbies

computers, gardening, internet, movies, reading, swimming, television, yoga

I currently live

alone, with pets

I'm looking for

mr. right, relationship, soulmate, the yin to my yang

Income level

that's private

Individuality

tattoos

Movies

action, comedy, drama, horror, indie, sci-fi

My Sign

pisces : feb. 19–march 20

Orientation

asexual, straight

Personality

activist, extrovert, intellectual, liberal

Political Views

liberal, progressive

Profession

Other

Relationship

divorced

Religious Views

Not Religious, but Spiritual, Pantheist

Socially, I am

a couch potato, better in small groups, comic relief, home body

Groups:

none

Seeking

Man

Height

5'08 to 6'04

Weight

190 to 300 lbs.

Age

35 to 55 years old

Location

USA MI Detroit

Do they drink?

daily, in recovery, no, socially

Do they smoke?

no - open to dating smokers though, no - will not date a smoker, only when I drink, socially

Drugs

let's see, how should I answer this (wink, wink), never, prescription only, socially, what, are you a nark?

Have Kids

no - do not want kids, yes - grown and out of the house

Hobbies

swimming

Orientation

asexual, celibate, straight

Their Sign

cancer : june 21–july 22, capricorn : dec. 22–jan. 19, leo : july 23–aug. 22, pisces : feb. 19–march 20, sagittarius : nov. 22–dec. 21, scorpio : oct. 23–nov. 21, taurus : april 20–may 20, virgo : aug. 23–sept. 22

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