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GET OUT THERE AND LAUGH YOUR BUTT OFF!!

Serious comedy lover, right here!! All my life I have been a big fan of comedy, from just about anything to everything. Some of my favorite comedy shows include Family Guy, the Simpsons, and America's Funniest Home Videos. I also enjoy watching comedians such as Jack Russell Peter, among others. I also enjoy reading books and magazines that contain jokes as well--some of them magazines have some really cool jokes. Even real-life events can be pretty hilarious, when we think about them in hindsight. My sense of humor has many traits to it: I can be very sarcastic at times, and I can also be somewhat raunchy at times as well, which is one of the reasons why I joined this site, is to be able to share some of the humor with the people that I meet. Here's one of my favorite jokes for y'all: A man picks up his date for the evening. She's not ready yet, so he sits in the living room and waits. He has a bad case of gas and really needs to let 'em rip. Fortunately, the family dog sits on the couch next to him. He decides that farting is okay and if anyone notices, they'll think it's the dog's fault. He farts, and the woman hollers, "Spot, get down." The man thinks, "Awesome, they think it's the dog." He farts again, and the woman again yells. This continues for several more farts. Finally the woman yells, "Dammit Spot, get down before he craps on you!"

Hobbies

computers, television, internet, video games, music, writing, reading, comic books, sports, cooking & recipes, travel, movies, weather, naturism, shopping

Body Type

a few extra pounds

Movies

drama, romantic comedy, comedy, romance

Orientation

straight

Eye Color

blue

Hair Color

dark brown

Ethnicity

Caucasian

Relationship

single

Have Kids

no - maybe with the right person

Education Level

some college

Profession

Manufacturing / Distributions

Income level

that's private

Do you smoke?

no - will not date a smoker

Do you drink?

socially

I currently live

with pets, with parents

Socially, I am

shy at first, but warm up quickly

Political Views

republican

Food Related

Soul Food, BRAINS!!!, Chocoholic, Fast Food, Junk Food Junkie, Chinese, Comfort, Italian

Personality

romantic, fun loving, intellectual

Religious Views

Christian

Drugs

never

I'm looking for

conversation, friends only, mr. right now, relationship, soulmate, dating, mr. right, penpal, romance

My Sign

capricorn : dec. 22-jan. 19

Pets

Cats

Gender

Female

Music

Folk, Opera, Classical, Jazz, Choir, Hip Hop, Rock, Gospel, Pop, Country, Karaoke, Christian Rock, House, Techno, Alternative Rock, Hard Rock, R and B

Hair Style

layered, curly

Fitness & Sports

swimming, cycling, running, walking, bowling, golf

Groups:

Comic Relief ; Dirty ; Dry Sense of Humor ; Intellectual Humor ; Jokester ; Prankster ; Sarcastic ; Self-Deprecating Humor ; Sick Sense of Humor ; Toilet Humor

Seeking

Either

Height

No preference

Weight

No preference

Age

No preference

Location

USA

Do they drink?

no, socially

Do they smoke?

no - will not date a smoker

Drugs

never, prescription only

Have Kids

no - definitely want them though, no - do not want kids

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