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Stinging wit needs a sidekick

As all of you here know being funny can be kinda tough somtimes. Either people don`t `get` the joke (shooting too high), or `get` the joke, just don`t think it`s funny (shooting too low). Either way you -the witty one- are left dangling in the wind. It`s only when WE get it right, when the joke travels down the razorblade of humor and smacks the listeners right in the middle of there forhead, that we recieve what all funny people crave- laughter. It`s worse than crack. Born into a house of practical jokes I had to jump out of the crib and hit the ground running. I`m a life long funnyguy. I was a national touring stand-up in the late eighties. I played the Improve's the Funnybone's the HaHa's and YuckYuck's and everthing in between My humor runs the width and length of the beam. From cream pies to double e`ntendres and Callbacks. I`m looking for someone who `gets` it. plain and simple.

Hobbies

writing, computers, movies, cooking & recipes, target practice, gardening, travel, internet, reading

Body Type

average

Orientation

straight

Eye Color

blue

Hair Color

bald

Ethnicity

Caucasian

Relationship

single - never married

Have Kids

no - do not want kids

Profession

Hospitality / Travel, Artistic / Musical / Writer

Income level

$50,000-$100,000

Do you smoke?

no - will not date a smoker

Do you drink?

socially

I currently live

in a van down by the river

Socially, I am

comic relief, loner, the life of the party, anti-social, home body

Political Views

democrat

Food Related

Carnivore

Personality

professional, activist, loner, geek, playa hater, romantic, lover, intellectual, tree hugger, nerd, fun loving

Individuality

faux-hawk, shaved head

Religious Views

Atheist

Drugs

never

I'm looking for

romance, friends - with benefits, dating, the yin to my yang, travel companion, miss right, relationship, miss right now

Groups:

Professional Comedian ; British Humor ; Camp ; Comic Relief ; High-Brow Humor ; Intellectual Humor ; Political Humor ; Politically Incorrect ; Prankster ; Sarcastic ; Sick Sense of Humor ; Slapstick ; Twisted ; Witty ; Class Clown ; Life of the Party

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