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Why does everything taste like chicken?

I'm pretty sure that chicken is the culprit, tasting like everything else! haha Comedy is the reason I am still breathing. I wold rather go to a comedy club than the movies or to a bar. I think if you can't laugh at life, then you don't truly understand how short it is! I want a man that can make me laugh both through my tears and until I cry.. haha Are you that man?

Hobbies

movies, photography, swimming, cooking & recipes, yoga, video games, killing zombies, music, writing, reading, internet, television

Body Type

fat and proud

Movies

romantic comedy, comedy, sci-fi, horror, indie

Orientation

straight

Eye Color

hazel

Hair Color

black, auburn, red

Ethnicity

Native American, Caucasian

Relationship

single - never married

Have Kids

no - definitely want them though

Education Level

some college

Profession

Artistic / Musical / Writer

Do you smoke?

420

Do you drink?

socially

I currently live

on a pirate ship, in a van down by the river

Socially, I am

better in small groups, comic relief, home body, shy at first, but warm up quickly, flirt, loner

Political Views

independent

Food Related

Italian, Comfort, Soul Food, Chocoholic, Chinese

Personality

pirate, geek, nerd, flirt

Individuality

piercings, tattoos, pirate at heart, vampire

Religious Views

Christian

Drugs

never

I'm looking for

relationship, dating, the yin to my yang, romance, mr. right, conversation, soulmate

My Sign

scorpio : oct. 23–nov. 21, i was born in october

Pets

Dogs, Rock

Gender

Female

Music

Gospel, Karaoke, Christian Rock, Punk, Hip Hop, Rap, Country, Pop, Alternative Rock, Hard Rock, R and B, Rock

Hair Style

long hair, straightened, curly, ponytail, layered

Groups:

Amateur Comedian ; Intellectual Humor ; Prankster ; Sarcastic ; Slapstick ; Twisted ; Witty

Seeking

Man

Height

5'06 to 6'02

Weight

200 to 350 lbs.

Age

21 to 30 years old

Location

USA

Do they drink?

only blood, socially

Do they smoke?

420

Drugs

let's see, how should I answer this (wink, wink), never, what, are you a nark?

Eye Color

black, blue, brown, glass, gray, green, hazel

Food Related

Chinese, Chocoholic, Comfort, Fast Food, Fine Dining, Italian, Junk Food Junkie, Soul Food, Spicy

Gender

Male

Hair Color

a little gray, bald, black, dark brown

Hair Style

afro, buzz cut, cornrows, dreadlocks, faux-hawk, mohawk, shaved head

Have Kids

no - definitely want them though, no - maybe with the right person, yes - single parent home

Hobbies

internet, killing zombies, movies, music, reading, swimming, television, travel, video games

Income level

that's private

Individuality

goatee, piercings, pirate at heart, psychic, tattoos, vampire

Military Service

army, navy

Movies

comedy, horror, sci-fi

Music

Alternative Rock, Hard Rock, Heavy Metal, Hip Hop, R and B, Rap

Orientation

straight

Personality

flirt, geek, intellectual, lover, nerd, pirate

Pets

Cat, Dog, Fish, Iguana, Monkey, Rock, Small Furry Creature, Turtle

Political Views

independent, not interested in politics, socialist

Profession

Artistic / Musical / Writer, Education / Academic Research, Entertainment / Media, Internet, Other

Relationship

divorced, single, single - never married, widowed

Religious Views

Christian

Socially, they are

better in small groups, comic relief, flirt

Their Body Type

a few extra pounds, athletic, fat and proud, large, overweight

Their Education Level

college grad, currently in college, high school grad, some college

Their Ethnicity

African American, Inter-racial, Mixed Race, Other, Vulcan

They are looking for

dating, miss right, relationship, soulmate, the yin to my yang, travel companion

They currently live

alone, in a van down by the river, on a pirate ship, with kids, with parents, with pets, with roommate(s)

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