Funny Passions

I'm Not Funny

People tell me I'm clever and I make them laugh with my poor sense of humor, so I figured I'd register here. What a great site, you know? Umpteen different "Passions" sites for about twenty different people. Oh well, at least they don't make you pay and don't have loads of fake profiles. Now that I think about it, if you were to remove all of the fake profiles from that other dumb website, you'd have about twenty different people there as well, so I guess this is still leagues better. I mean, why would so many people pay for this kind of thing when there are free options like this one anyway? Gotta be some kind of conspiracy the government's in on to take more people's money and keep our Capitalistic economy going by feeding off our suffering, you know? . . . And if you didn't take that whole things seriously and got the joke, you're definitely somebody I'm looking for, but even if you didn't, that doesn't mean I won't consider you an option. Oh, and my sense of humor consists of a wide variety of things, but mostly observational, ironic, sarcastic, self-deprecating, and even cryptic humor.

Hobbies

computers, writing, reading, movies, comic books, video games, music

Body Type

average

Movies

horror, action, sci-fi, comedy

Orientation

straight

Eye Color

hazel

Hair Color

light brown

Ethnicity

Caucasian

Relationship

single - never married, single

Have Kids

no - definitely want them though

Education Level

some college, high school grad

Profession

Journalist / Writer, Other

Income level

that's private

Do you smoke?

no - will not date a smoker

Do you drink?

no

I currently live

with parents

Socially, I am

home body, better in small groups, comic relief

Political Views

liberal, libertarian, independent

Food Related

Omnivore

Personality

lover, intellectual, fun loving, nerd, liberal, geek, romantic

Religious Views

Atheist, Not Religious, Agnostic

Drugs

never

I'm looking for

relationship, romance

My Sign

i was born in february, aquarius : jan. 20-feb. 18

Pets

Dog

Gender

Male

Music

Hard Rock, Techno, Alternative Rock, Progressive Rock, House, Hardcore, Trance, Death Metal, Rock, Metal, Heavy Metal

Hair Style

long hair

Groups:

Comic Relief ; Intellectual Humor ; Jokester ; Political Humor ; Sarcastic ; Self-Deprecating Humor ; Witty

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