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Yes, I am funny! I am funny looking, funny sounding and I wear womens clothes (NO I DO NOT)I was once told the quickest way into a womans pants is to make her laugh (NOT). The quickest way so far has been through my pants, specifically my back pocket. Where I keep my wallet. Is there any abnormal women out there who want to go riding aimlessly on the roads and be taken care of?

Body Type

athletic, average, fit, skinny, slender, slim, thick

Do you drink?

socially

Do you smoke?

like a chimney

Drugs

never

Education Level

some college

Ethnicity

Caucasian

Eye Color

brown

Food Related

Carnivore, Chinese, Eat Out Frequently, Fine Dining, Indian, Italian, Japanese, Spicy

Gender

Male

Hair Color

dark brown

Hair Style

long hair

Have Kids

no - do not want kids

Hobbies

computers, cooking & recipes, movies, music, photography, reading, television, travel, video games, writing

I currently live

alone

I'm looking for

dating, friends - with benefits, miss right, relationship, romance, roommate, soulmate, the yin to my yang, travel companion

Income level

$50,000-$100,000

Individuality

goatee, pirate at heart, stache, tattoos, vampire

Military Service

veteran

Movies

action, comedy, drama, horror, sci-fi

Music

Celtic, Classical, Country, Hard Rock, Heavy Metal, Metal, Rock

My Sign

i was born in july

Orientation

straight

Personality

coffeeholic, extrovert, flirt, fun loving, geek, intellectual, loner, lover, pirate, redneck, romantic, type a, white trash

Political Views

not interested in politics

Profession

Transportation / Trucking

Relationship

divorced

Religious Views

Not Religious

Socially, I am

a couch potato, better in small groups, comic relief, flirt, home body, shy at first, but warm up quickly

Groups:

Amateur Comedian ; Professional Comedian ; British Humor ; Dirty ; Jokester ; Sarcastic

Seeking

Woman

Height

5'03 to 6'02

Weight

No more than 140 lbs.

Age

27 to 40 years old

Location

USA

Do they drink?

no, socially, teetotaller

Do they smoke?

daily

Drugs

never

Eye Color

black, blue, brown, glass, gray, green, hazel

Fitness and Sports

football (U.S.)

Food Related

Carnivore, Chinese

Gender

Female

Hair Color

auburn, black, blond, dark brown, depends on the day of the week, light brown, red

Have Kids

no - do not want kids, no - maybe with the right person, yes - grown and out of the house

Miscellaneous

deaf, hard of hearing

Movies

action, comedy, horror, romantic comedy, sci-fi

Music

Celtic, Classical, Country, Hard Rock, Heavy Metal, Karaoke, Metal, Rock

Orientation

straight

Personality

coffeeholic, fun loving, lover, nerd, redneck

Political Views

not interested in politics

Relationship

divorced, separated, single, single - never married, widowed

Religious Views

Not Religious, Not Religious, but Spiritual

Their Body Type

athletic, average, bodybuilder, disabled, fit, skinny, slender, slim, supermodel

Their Ethnicity

Asian, Caucasian, Hispanic / Latino, Indian, Inter-racial, Middle Eastern, Mixed Race, Native American, Other, Pacific Islander, Vulcan

They are looking for

mr. right, relationship, romance, roommate, soulmate, the yin to my yang, travel companion

They currently live

alone, in a van down by the river, on a pirate ship, with an insignificant other, with parents, with roommate(s)

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