Funny Passions

livin large and walkin heavy

So a man walks into a bar and asks for a scotch on the rocks, so creg ferguson kicked him in the balls.

Body Type

fat and proud

Do you drink?

socially

Do you smoke?

420, socially

Drugs

what, are you a nark?

Education Level

currently in college, high school grad

Ethnicity

Caucasian

Eye Color

blue

Food Related

Carnivore, Chinese, Italian, Japanese

Hair Color

dark brown

Have Kids

no - definitely want them though

Hobbies

computers, cooking & recipes, gardening, internet, movies, music, nudism, photography, reading, swimming, television, video games, writing

I currently live

with roommate(s)

I'm looking for

dating, friends - with benefits, something REALLY hot

Income level

that's private

Individuality

goatee, nudist

Movies

action, comedy, horror, indie, romantic comedy, sci-fi

My Sign

i don't believe in zodiac signs

Orientation

straight

Personality

fun loving, intellectual, nerd

Pets

Dog

Political Views

independent, libertarian

Profession

Artistic / Musical / Writer, Entertainment / Media

Relationship

single - never married

Religious Views

Not Religious, but Spiritual

Socially, I am

comic relief, shy at first, but warm up quickly

Groups:

British Humor ; Comic Relief ; Dirty ; Intellectual Humor ; Political Humor ; Politically Incorrect ; Sarcastic ; Self-Deprecating Humor ; Sick Sense of Humor ; Slapstick ; Toilet Humor ; Twisted ; Witty ; Class Clown ; Life of the Party

see my other videos

Seeking

Woman

Height

No preference

Weight

200 to 330 lbs.

Age

No preference

Location

USA

Do they drink?

socially

Do they smoke?

420, no - open to dating smokers though, socially

Drugs

let's see, how should I answer this (wink, wink)

Eye Color

green

Food Related

Carnivore, Chinese, Chocoholic, Comfort, French, Indian, Italian, Japanese, Spicy

Hair Color

auburn, black, dark brown, light brown

Have Kids

no - definitely want them though

Hobbies

computers, cooking & recipes, internet, movies, music, nudism, photography, swimming, television, video games, writing

Income level

that's private

Individuality

nudist, piercings, tattoos

Movies

action, comedy, horror, indie, romantic comedy, sci-fi

Orientation

bisexual, straight

Personality

flirt, fun loving, intellectual, liberal, loner, nerd, pirate, professional, total slacker

Pets

Dog, Guinea Pig, Monkey, Pot-Bellied Pig

Political Views

green party, independent, libertarian, ndp - the new democratic party (canada), not interested in politics

Profession

Artistic / Musical / Writer, Computer related / Hardware, Entertainment / Media, Internet

Relationship

single - never married

Religious Views

Agnostic, Atheist, Not Religious, but Spiritual, Pagan, Wiccan

Socially, they are

a couch potato, better in small groups, comic relief, flirt, home body, shy at first, but warm up quickly, side kick

Their Body Type

a few extra pounds, fat and proud, large, overweight, pleasantly plump, thick, voluptuous

Their Education Level

college grad, high school grad, some college

Their Ethnicity

African American, Asian, Caucasian, Hispanic / Latino, Inter-racial, Mixed Race, Native American, Other, Pacific Islander

Their Sign

i don't believe in zodiac signs

They are looking for

dating, friends - with benefits, mr. right, relationship, romance, something REALLY hot, soulmate, the yin to my yang, travel companion

They currently live

alone, family and friends visit often, in a van down by the river, on a pirate ship, there is a party every night

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