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Hobbies

shopping, movies, television, computers, naturism, writing, cosplay, photography, internet, reading, manga, target practice, comic books, music, video games, cooking & recipes, nudism, gardening, pole dancing, killing zombies

Body Type

fat and proud, thick, pleasantly plump

Movies

action, drama, indie, sci-fi, comedy, horror, nothing but porn

Orientation

straight

Eye Color

blue, green

Hair Color

dark brown

Ethnicity

Other, Caucasian

Relationship

single - never married, single

Have Kids

no - maybe with the right person

Education Level

high school grad, college grad

Profession

Entertainment / Media, Artistic / Musical

Income level

that's private

Do you smoke?

socially, 420

Do you drink?

socially

I currently live

with roommate(s)

Socially, I am

comic relief, loner, flirt, shy at first, but warm up quickly, better in small groups

Political Views

independent, libertarian

Food Related

Fast Food, Spicy, French, Italian, Carnivore, Junk Food Junkie, Comfort, Soul Food, Fine Dining, Sushi, Indian, BRAINS!!!, Japanese, Chinese, Omnivore

Personality

flirt, loner, punk, fun loving, intellectual, nerd

Individuality

nudist, goatee

Religious Views

Atheist

Drugs

what, are you a nark?, let's see, how should I answer this (wink, wink)

I'm looking for

miss right, the yin to my yang, conversation, friends - with benefits, something REALLY hot, travel companion, dating

My Sign

i was born in august, i don't believe in zodiac signs

Pets

Dog

Gender

Male

Music

Pop, Industrial, Celtic, Jazz-Fusion, Progressive Rock, Folk, Opera, R and B, Hard Rock, Rock, Indie, Bluegrass, Jazz, Post Rock, Classical, Motown, Punk, Gospel, Rap, Hip Hop, Alternative Rock

Hair Style

curly, ponytail, long hair

Fitness & Sports

swimming

Groups:

British Humor ; Butt of the Joke ; Comic Relief ; Dirty ; Intellectual Humor ; Political Humor ; Politically Incorrect ; Sick Sense of Humor ; Slapstick ; Twisted

Seeking

Woman

Height

No preference

Weight

130 to 280 lbs.

Age

No preference

Location

USA OH All

afro, bun, cornrows, curly, french braid, french twist, layered, long hair, perm, ponytail, shag, straight, straightened

Do they drink?

socially

Do they smoke?

420, daily, no - open to dating smokers though, socially

Drugs

let's see, how should I answer this (wink, wink)

Eye Color

blue, brown, gray, green, hazel

Food Related

BRAINS!!!, Carnivore, Chinese, Chocoholic, Comfort, French, Indian, Italian, Japanese, Spicy

Gender

Female

Hair Color

auburn, black, dark brown, depends on the day of the week, light brown

Have Kids

no - definitely want them though, no - do not want kids, no - maybe with the right person

Hobbies

comic books, computers, cooking & recipes, cosplay, dancing, gardening, hunting, internet, killing zombies, manga, movies, music, naturism, nudism, photography, reading, shopping, surfing, swimming, target practice, television, travel, video games, writing

Income level

that's private

Individuality

mime, nudist, piercings, tattoos

Movies

action, comedy, horror, nothing but porn, romance, romantic comedy, sci-fi

Music

Alternative Rock, Bluegrass, Celtic, Classical, Dance, Folk, Gospel, Hard Rock, Hip Hop, Indie, Jazz, Jazz-Fusion, Motown, Progressive Rock, Punk, R and B, Rap, Rock, Techno, Trance

Orientation

bisexual, straight

Personality

flirt, fun loving, intellectual, loner, nerd, pirate, professional, punk, redneck, total slacker

Pets

Dog, Guinea Pig, Monkey, Pot-Bellied Pig

Political Views

green party, independent, libertarian, ndp - the new democratic party (canada), not interested in politics

Profession

Artistic / Musical / Writer, Banking / Financial Services / Real Estate, Computer related / Hardware, Education / Academic Research, Entertainment / Media, Internet, Technical / Science / Engineering

Relationship

open relationship, single, single - never married

Religious Views

Agnostic, Atheist, Not Religious, but Spiritual

Socially, they are

a couch potato, anti-social, better in small groups, comic relief, flirt, home body, side kick, the life of the party

Their Body Type

a few extra pounds, average, fat and proud, large, pleasantly plump, thick, voluptuous

Their Education Level

college grad, currently in college, high school grad, some college, some high school

Their Ethnicity

African American, Asian, Caucasian, Hispanic / Latino, Indian, Inter-racial, Middle Eastern, Mixed Race, Native American, Other, Pacific Islander, Vulcan

Their Sign

i don't believe in zodiac signs

They are looking for

friends - with benefits, mr. right, mr. right now, something REALLY hot, travel companion

They currently live

alone, family and friends visit often, in a van down by the river, on a pirate ship, there is a party every night, with roommate(s)

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