Funny Passions

The last time I used an internet Personals site, I had to write a followup letter to my prospective date to clarify that I do not, in fact, suck blood or think I`m the Messiah. It turns out she already knew those things...she`d gotten the joke, she just was slow writing back. Life is absurd. It`s important to be able to derive pleasure from the universe`s mischief at our expense. It didn`t work ou...

35 years old | All of ME, USA

Last time online: Within a month

The Cap'n Is Here
I'M A B.B.W. HAVE A PROB WITH B.B.W.? THEN GET OFF MY PAGE!I FALL 4 PERSONALITY NOT GENDER.I'M USUALLY PRETTY LAID BACK UNLESS I FIND OUT YOU ARE A FAKE or LIVE IN DRAMA LAND I WANNA MEET SOME1 DOWN TO EARTH,HONEST,AND CARING These r some of my fav things...... music, art, movies, laughing, tattoos, peircings, pirates, roller derby, tarot, snugs ,kisses, hanging with fam,and pets

31 years old | All of ME, USA

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23 years old | All of ME, USA

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61 years old | Augusta, ME, USA

Last time online: More than three months

Sweep me off my feet every day...
I'm 40 yrs old, my ideal man is over 55 yrs old. I'm 5 foot 7 inches tall, attractive, size 9 jeans, I have long dark brown hair and hazel eyes. I'm 1/2 Irish and 1/2 Native American. I have two teen daughters. I enjoy sewing, sculpting, camping, shoping, and travel. I love my pets and I have Shih Tzu and Parrots. My favourite colour is red, my favourite food is Mexican. I have 7 tattoos all tast...

40 years old | All of ME, USA

Last time online: More than three months

43 years old | Rural Area, ME, USA

Last time online: More than three months

See what the sea dreached up in Rockland Maine
I have sense of humor, now and then. Not sure if its now or maybe it was back then, but whatever way I'm sure you have all experienced it. It just comes upon you and sometime people act like you have broken wind, rather loudly. I have a funny story about that at the Dallas/Ft.Worth airport, but for the sake of time allow me to tell you a little about myself. I'm outgoing, creative, humorous, gentl...

69 years old | Augusta, ME, USA

Last time online: More than three months

hey
i would say my sense of humor is a little dry/sarcastic and a little random.

20 years old | All of ME, USA

Last time online: More than three months

i like jeff dunham, hes helarious with his puppets. i especially love peanut hes my favorite..

42 years old | Bangor, ME, USA

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52 years old | Rural Area, ME, USA

Last time online: More than three months